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World News, Events:
- Biden pardons past offenders of federal marijuana possession laws
- German domestic intelligence admits hundreds of fake ‘right-wing’ social media accounts
- Former Democrat congressman convicted for election fraud, gets 30 months in prison
- US Egg Prices Hit Record High
- Blackouts in Bangladesh from shortage of natural gas for power grid
- Independent survey claims 23% / 3.1 million New York voters have no driver’s license or Social Security proof of identity
- Leaked document shows 660 FBI employees and top officials that retired or resigned just before being disciplined for misconduct
| That raises his approval rating significantly among those who will forget to vote
| They can shitpost with us if they want to
| Such a useful mule, someone will make his guard an offer
| Inflation catching up and making already costly omelette making process worse
| I don’t know much about Bangladesh, but I am imagining their leaders still have power
| Election mystery solved! (again)
| But I thought FBI = Good
Weird News:
- Yale gets $1 million to research how choices of hair graphics in video games could be racist
- Declass: U.S. Pilot was told to shoot down UFO
- Biden Tells Sharpton He’s Running For President Again In 2024
| I’ll do it for $40
| Most people would tell him the same
| And get this… he’s convinced he’s already president now
Good News:
- Citizens rise up to block bill allowing teens to get the COVID shot behind their parents’ backs
| Watch out for drug pushers luring children with candy
Opinion:
- U.S. Troops Who Criticize the Military May Lose Their Careers, But They Retain Their Honor by Andrew Bacevich
- Academic Administrators Are Strangling Our Universities by John Londregan, Sergiu Klainerman, Michael A. Reynolds, and Bernard Haykel
- Are We Falling as Rome Did? by Julie Ponesse
- Subsidizing Addiction by Judge Glock
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