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World News, Events:
- People saying Coolio’s last video mentioned adrenochrome
- Planned Parenthood to camp out on borders of states where abortions are restricted
- CDC warns of potential link between asthma and childhood vaccines with aluminum
- Saudi King Salman named his son Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman as prime minister. Then, lawyer uses that title to claim son has sovereign immunity for any involvement in the murder of wapo columnist Jamal Khashoggi.
- Poland demands $1.3 trillion in WWII reparations from Germany
- Now available: Fortified underground luxury apocalypse bunkers (minimum 10k SF)
- Trump files defamation lawsuit against CNN for $475 million
- Utilities found sharing personal smart meter data with law enforcement without a warrant
- New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Kentucky, and Illinois deploy National Guard to US-Mexico border
| Purely a business decision coming down from his agent
| To get more fetuses
| Yeah right, like I believe the CDC
| Nice regime you got there
| And an equal amount divided among all the rest of us for the polak jokes
| Let me check my wallet
| ‘We don’t have malice,’ lawyers said, ‘because we’re a joke.’
| They used to have to call the secretary
| I thought it was gonna say Ukraine’s border
- Man 3D-Prints Guns For New York Buyback Event, Makes A Whopping $21,000
- Passengers on American Airlines flight hear moaning on intercom
| They don’t claim to be smart
| Where is the intercom button exactly?
- Supreme Court vacates ruling to lower court for second look at controversial gun control law
- Russia to legalize unrestricted international Bitcoin trade
- GOP Sen. Grassley introduces plan to expose foreign influence operations
- DOJ undercounted hundreds of in-custody deaths in federal prisons
| Audit the Whole Fed
| But are they sure they want to be the superpower of the future like that?
| Well, get on with it then!
| The corrupt prison movies were the right filter all along
- Is the Pharmafia Funding Terrorism in the Middle East? by Matthew Crawford
- The Hypocrisy of Modern Pharmacological Ethics by Aaron Hertzberg
- The People Who Engineered Record Inflation Want To Control Cryptocurrency by Tyler Durden
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