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World News, Events
- Study shows ‘stunning’ link between myocarditis and Pfizer vaccine
- Hillary Clinton’s ‘The View’ comments about the FBI raid on Trump
- 6.8 earthquake in Sichuan province, western China where citizens are on lockdown
- How Dick Cheney Created Fauci
- Russian diplomat killed by suicide bomber at embassy in Kabul
- Judge dismisses former Trump campaign aide Carter Page’s lawsuit against FBI director James Comey and the FBI
- Marjorie Taylor Greene and Steve Bannon each SWATted twice
| Stunning, Just Stunning
| She sounded like classic Hillary Clinton
| Would you rather? Be outside
| Sounds like a headline AI would make up to get clicks
| Neither job particularly suited to the risk-averse
| I’m just gonna guess it’s because of ‘standing’
| Right as they sat down with the remote
Weird News
- Whiteout dust storm cancels effigy burning ceremony at Burning Man
- ‘Racist incident’ cited as reason for college football game cancelation
- Pilot steals plane and threatens to crash it into Walmart
| Sounds like a bullshit story, doesn’t it?
| See if I care, I’m not playing
| That’s probably where he was going anyway
Good News
- Former head of JPMorgan Chase precious metals business and the top gold trader beneath him convicted on market manipulation / order spoofing charges
- Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley warns DOJ against whistleblower interference
| Everything clean now, ring the bell
| ‘BTFO bitches!’ the octagenarian snarled
Opinion
- Why Donald Trump Will Soon Be Indicted by Judge Andrew Napolitano
- Biden Puts the ‘Total’ in Totalitarianism by Roger Kimball
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