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World News, Events:
- Former first lady of Honduras gets 14 years for financial corruption
- FOIAs show no 2020 election fraud investigations at DOJ, despite Bill Barr’s past claims
- Arizona senator says Dept. of Child Safety sells confiscated children
- Pound at all-time low against the dollar
- Ivermectin studies retracted without reason
| Tough luck… some countries give promotions
| He meant different ones guys
| Introduce a bill to buy them back
| Both at all time low against literally any consumer good
| Sounds Regime-y
Weird News:
- Two decomposed bodies found in ex-Rhode Island mayor’s home
- 80 newspapers cancel Dilbert
- California governor Gavin Newsom legalizes human composting
- Indiana man arrested for spraypainting, ‘Have you been fucked by this? Gov says tough shit’ on Washington Monument
| Somewhat fewer than average I’d imagine
| Dilbert? For fuck’s sake.
| Uhhhh
| Hilariously unacceptable
Good News:
- Fulton County, Pennsylvania Attorneys Sue Dominion Voting
- Missouri law bans sexually explicit content in books at school
- Putin grants Russian citizenship to Edward Snowden
- Texas has raised over $55 million in private donations for border wall
| Get in line
| The fact that this law is needed…
| But no ‘Vlad & Ed’ RT show?
| More than DNC nationwide I’d bet…
Opinion:
- Visit The Guatemalan Lake Town Mining Bitcoin With Used Cooking Oil by Namcios
- Declassify Everything! by Jason Morgan
- The U.S. Has Led the War on Drugs Abroad for Decades, and It’s Been a Staggering Failure by Christy Thornton
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