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World News, Events:
- Ballot harvesting manual in Virginia instructs Democrats how to identify dead people and known bad addresses for voter contact lists
- Largest police raid in German history has 120 police offers per suspect targeting 130 properties across nearly the entire country, arresting political adversaries of those in power
- Department of Energy announces net energy gain from fusing nuclei (nuclear fusion) has been achieved for the first time
- US Senate unanimously passes TikTok bill banning it on all government devices
- Fire at Brooklyn storage warehouse destroys decades of NYPD DNA evidence
| AI would quickly settle on this strategy to make winning more ‘efficient’ at low cost to VIP’s
| Tremendous show of force has so far resulted in zero guilty verdicts
| Government has finally produced something greater than the sum of its parts?
| Senators, Congressmen, and other distinguished colleagues must now follow dancing memesters elsewhere
| Darn the luck
Weird News:
- Federal class action lawsuit targets celebrities secretly compensated for ‘Bored Ape Yacht Club’ NFTs: Kevin Hart, Madonna, Jimmy Fallon, Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton, Serena Williams, DJ Khaled, Gwyneth Paltrow, more
- Climate Lockdowns: Oxfordshire, UK residents now need a permit to travel between zones of the city
- HuffPo author calls elective limb amputation empowering
| Exhibit A, the Bored Ape / Paltrow candle crossover
| To save the planet, you see
| My job is to add a joke to this to make it funny
Good News:
- Kristen Sinema leaves the Democratic party, registers as Independent
- Twitter Files’ parts 1-7 complete
| Still wearing Democrat eyeglass frames
| Nine letter word that starts with HAPENING
Investigations:
- City Journal: Too Big to Succeed: It’s time to break up the nation’s largest school districts
- Just the News: Rigorous international study of N95 masks upends federal COVID narrative
- NBC: Hackers linked to Chinese government stole millions in Covid benefits, Secret Service says
- Jeffrey Tucker: What is CISA, and Why Does it Matter?
Opinion:
- Are Lockdown Zealots Incapable of Introspection? by Ramesh Thakur
- The GOP’s Political Consultant Problem by Victoria Marshall
- To UBI or Not to UBI, That Is the Question by David Gordon
- Spending More Government Money on Healthcare Does Not Improve Health Outcomes by Antony Sameroff
- If They Get The Opportunity, They Will Transform Our Society Into A Dystopian Hellscape by Michael Snyder
- I Don’t Want A Sci-Fi Future by Caitlin Johnstone
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