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World News, Events:
- Iran’s Revolutionary Guard banned from Canada
- RNC complains to SEC that Google improperly sent its emails to spam
- Former security chief for Uber found guilty of hiding a data breach
- Massacre at town hall; Mayor in Mexico assassinated
- Sabotage to Deutsche Bahn’s train cables halts traffic for hours
| Can still get Maple Leafs merch online
| No RNC, that was me
| Guilty of *failing to hide a data breach, that is
| One wonders what one’s favorite three letter agency has to do with such an event, doesn’t one
| Country looking everywhere for an engineer
- American smashes statues at the Vatican after snub from Pope
- ‘Mushroom cloud’ spotted near large US city
- Metrolink and Amtrak close travel between LA and San Diego because the ground is shifting
- The first transgender Barbie
- Ben Bernanke, former US Federal Reserve chief, wins Nobel Prize
| Maybe next time the pope will think twice. About what, we don’t know.
| THIS IS PROBABLY A DRILL
| Why u closed? Oh ok good reason
| Should come with a free lifetime supply of therapy
| That’s it folks, I’m done
- ICAN Wins Lawsuit Forcing CDC to Turn Over V-SAFE Vaccine Injury Data
- ‘Tuidang Movement’ of people who have left the Chinese Communist Party reaches 400 million
| Common law FTW
| Even though 50 million of them named Tiger Jordan Haxor LOL
- How Many People Did Ventilators and Iatrogenesis Kill in April 2020? by Michael Senger
- A World That Misunderstands Suffering Thinks Euthanizing Healthy People Is A Cure by Alexandra Macey Davis
- The Curious Whodunit of Nordstreams 1 and 2 by Tom Luongo
- Watch Stella Assange Slap The Mustache Off John Bolton’s War Criminal Face by Caitlin Johnstone
- Why Did So Many Intellectuals Refuse to Speak Out? by Jeffrey Tucker
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