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World News, Events:
- Trump announces 2024 candidacy: “America’s comeback starts right now.”
- DOJ official under Joe Biden steps down to return to law firm representing Hunter Biden
- Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates at G20 summit
- Stablecoin genius dead after tweeting fears of being targeted by “CIA And Mossad Pedo Elite”
- Election machines report more votes than ballots in two Virginia precincts
| Good, because it’s a million to nothing in the 17th inning
| This is how it works, folks
| Holding leashes, passing out collars
| Classic mistake
| Move along, nothing to see here
Weird News:
- Rivers around the world simultaneously drying up
- Porn op ‘Bang Bros’ offers $10 million for Miami Heat stadium naming rights
| Liberal tear shortages are expected anytime there are recounts
| BBC stadium. Literally
Good News:
- Senate votes to end COVID national emergency declaration, Biden threatens veto
- Nancy Pelosi announces retirement from House Democrat leadership
- House Republicans announce investigation into Joe Biden and the Biden crime family
| 48 functioning brains vs. 47 double-masked morons
| Already?
| They’re toast
Investigations:
- AP: DEA’s most corrupt agent: Parties, sex amid ‘unwinnable war’
- Brownstone Institute: Science Misconceived: How the Covid Epoch Wrecked Understanding
Opinion:
- Sam Bankman-Fried Is Not Alone: Some of History’s Greatest Monsters Were Democratic Megadonors by Andrew Stiles
- How I Found Myself Inside ‘The Devil’s Triangle’ Of Oppo Researchers, Democrats, And Corporate Media — And Nearly Didn’t Get Out by Mark Judge
- It Isn’t Cognitive Dissonance. It’s Doublethink by Thorsteinn Siglaugsson
- Weaponized Governmental Failure: A Primer by Scott McKay
- Lockdowns: The Great Gaslighting by Michael Senger
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