You’ve got your refrigerator magnets, and you’ve got your junk drawer. This is the junk drawer.
- EndGame: Infinite Wall of Bureacracy by John B Nevin
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- Drifting Zombies by Alkalie
The shopping zombies, drawn to retail.
They amble aimless, drifting listless, seeking sale.
Clogging in aisles, searching for smiles.
Uncomprehending that the vending, the spending at the ending.
This buys the brief smile and makes it worthwhile.
Lacking vitality, short on purpose, failing to focus.
To buy and begone, with only what you wanted !
- Guesswork by LSJohn
I guess my guess is that my best guess is less than 50% likely correct, but I’m guessing that’s just a guess, I guess.