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World News, Events
- Biden announces Clean Energy and Climate team to include John Podesta | Probably the most qualified man available
- Bed Bath & Beyond CFO jumps to his death from the Tribeca ‘Jenga’ building in NYC after news of BBB store closures | May I suggest a pillow?
- Pope overhauls ancient military order turned humanitarian missions group Knights of Malta – dissolves government and issues new constitution | Pontifical Revolution
- IRS posts hiring ad for new agents: “Carry a firearm and be willing to use deadly force, if necessary” (after buying 700k rounds of ammunition earlier this year) | Public Flexing Optics
- Mass protests in the Czech Republic calling for government to resign amid inflation and rising energy prices | Take notes
- BLM (the organization, not the sentiment) accuses itself of millions of dollars in fraud | Self-reflection’s a bitch
- Liz Truss will replace Boris Johson after the ruling Conservative Party voted her new leader. | Boris headed to reality TV
Weird News
- Dominion voting machine used in Michigan’s 2020 election sold for $7.99 at Goodwill. | Flip it for profit!
- Machete Fight in Eastern London, Mass Stabbing in Canada… | …Broccoli for dinner
Good News
- Chile votes down environmental “gender parity” constitution in mandatory vote | Must be paper ballots
- $85k settlement to grandmother whose house was seized and liquidated by government | A good start
Opinion
- A Trillion Dollar Bailout for the Idiot Machine by Daniel Greenfield
- Top Med Schools Putting Wokeism Ahead of Giving America Good Doctors By Dr. Stanley Goldfarb and Laura L. Morgan
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