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World News, Events
- 1100 athletes died suddenly from 1966-2004. 673+ since January 2021
- U.S. makes deal with Taliban over detainees: One drug trafficker for one contractor
- Idaho elementary schools now teaching ‘porn literacy’
- Israeli biotech firm to harvest organs from human lab embryos
- China to introduce digital money with an expiration date to micromanage stimulus and thereby control predictable boom/bust cycles
| Biden appoints czar to make sports safer
| Conversion rate should not be considered universal, Cheech says
| Boys’ reading scores have doubled
| Soylent Green, anyone?
| A keynesian wet dream
Weird News
- Biden’s monkeypox czar appears to be a satanist obsessed with pentagrams, judging by his socials
- Giant replica of Jeff Bezos’ penis explodes in space
| If not listed as an official requirement
| Dubbed a ‘rocket’ by Blue Origin team
Good News
- No more COVID jabs for healthy people under 50 in Denmark
- Delaware judge prohibits vote-by-mail; finds law unconstitutional
- Anti-globalism wins in Sweden’s recent elections
| Bad News: Looks like Denmark doesn’t like its old and unhealthy people
| So is the Post Office, but hey
| Giant, ominous boot grumbling on the horizon
Opinion
- Why Wars Are Easy to Start and Hard to End by Stephen Walt
- Truth Plays Second Fiddle to the Need to Achieve the Desired Outcome by James Allan
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